please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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