She announced her abortion via fbk
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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