the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
