Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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