It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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