Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
