I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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