Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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