Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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