Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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