I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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