PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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