I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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