Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
