I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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