Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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