i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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