Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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