I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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