for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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