We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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