Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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