I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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