its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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