i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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