Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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