the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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