if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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