So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Help. Why am I so naked?
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