ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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