my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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