OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Randomize
