she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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