I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
