That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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