yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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