Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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