In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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