Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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