So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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