mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
