tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Randomize
