my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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