it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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