I could make wine with my vomit
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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