I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Damn victory sex feels great
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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