It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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