Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My breasts were aching with rage.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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