susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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