Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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