Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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